If the McCain/Palin ticket actually makes it to the White House next month, I've decided to run for Governor of Alaska.
Seriously, think about it - could there be a better job? I mean, the population of the whole state is less than that of Manhattan, for cripes sake. You get paid to live in your own house, and you can take your kids on "working-vacations" for free. If your ex-brother-in-law pisses you off, you get his butt canned, and if his boss won't fire him, you just fire his boss! Sounds like quite the deal if you ask me.
I'm sorry, but, what the hell are these people thinking? Adding insult to injury, Sarah and her family go shopping on the campaign trail, to the tune of $150,000. If she needed that much of a make-over, why did they pick her in the first place? And if she's supposed to represent the two Joes (Plumber and Six-Pack), what does she need $150,000 in clothes for? Yes, I know, they're going to be donated to charity when it's all over. You have to wonder, though, would Sarah have coughed up the duds after the fact if no one found out about them? Yeah, you betcha (wink, wink).
Donated to charity??? Those will be the best dressed homeless people I have ever seen. Does Alaska even have any homeless? Mighty cold up there!
ReplyDeleteOf course, I'm just having a little fun here - I don't think I'd do too well in that cold Alaska air! Besides, we all know that Ms. Palin will be returning to her cushy job on November 5th, unless the American people have all lost their minds!
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